- 0 Points: Go ride a bike.
- 1-5 Points: Edmunds is that way.
- 6-15 Points: Hey, at least you know what a car is.
- 16-30 points: That's a cool car you got there. Time to Sawzall the back off.
- 31-45 points: It's no Hoondai Sonata, but it's pretty good.
- 46-75 points: You like driving. You even like driving a lot. But why all the compromises, man?
- 76-100 points: 'Vettes get 'em wet, dude. As do turbo-diesel Peugeot wagons.
- 101-150 points: Is that an E39 M5 in your pocket? Or do you have an erection?
- 151-200 points Fantasy Garage
- 201-250 points: Bitchin' Camino
- 251+ points: You love cars. Secret cars, concept cars, flying cars, vintage cars, tricked-out cars, red cars, black cars, blonde cars - sometimes, cars just because of the curve of a hood.